10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.