10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph