10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22