10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim