10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."