10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow