10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion