10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.