10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus