10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers