10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.