10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.