10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.