10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Never educate a stupid poker player.