10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.