10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!