10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'