10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.