10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha