10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?