10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Welcome to kicker school
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A