10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer