10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss