10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --