10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak