10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "No river, no fish."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.