10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss