10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003