10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."