10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth