10 Random Poker Quotes

If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
It's Free To Fold...
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
If you play 69, always bet on the come.