10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack