10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak