10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger