10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT