10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!