10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim