10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer