10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."