10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel