10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"