10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.