10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss