10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.