10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from