10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss