10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."