10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-