10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05