10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger